@CheryeDavis: Calm down check out guy, you don't have to inspect my $20 so hard, If I was talented enough to make my own, I wouldn't be in Quickie Mart..
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@dave_cactus: TALL GUY: 6 feet, 4 inches. ME: Wow! I only have two feet, but they're regular sized.
@AddledPixie: I've trapped dozens of birds and woodland creatures in my room but not one has helped me get dressed, and they're just shitting everywhere.
@Sean_Burgundy_: All I'm saying is if I were president I would make a law banning women from saying "We need to talk"