@Darlainky: Calm down with that charm bracelet, lady. Every time you move your hand I look around for Santa's sleigh.
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@TheAlexNevil: 4 said he went potty and I asked if it was number one or number two. He said number 7, and now I'm terrified to go into the bathroom.
@noogscorner: The early bird catches the worm. And the late bird catches one of the other trillion worms left. What's your point?
@causticbob: My wife asked me today if I would ever cheat on her. I replied, "Who else would I cheat on?"
@musculardog: People change. Except for that homeless guy down the street. Pretty sure he's had the same clothes on since the 90's.