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@Jade_VK: [campfire]
ME: They say these trees are over 200 years old. Man, if trees could talk...
TREE: Please stop burning my flesh to cook hot dogs.

[campfire]
ME: They say these trees are over 200 years old. Man, if trees could talk…
TREE: Please stop burning my flesh to cook hot dogs.

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