@TheThryll: CAMPING TIP: If you get lost in the woods, a compass can help you get lost more north.
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@trevorthehuman: Turns out "pick the biggest one & punch him in the face" gets you more respect as a new prisoner than as a new 1st grade substitute teacher.
@drayzze: I wish I had a bear so I could take him hiking and camping So if we ran into other bears, he'd be like "It's cool, man, he's with me."
@NoogsCorner: Women always complain about periods. Talk to me when ovaries become supersensitive, hang in a thin sac and you accidentally sit on them.
@JiminyKicksIt: It's time to clean the refrigerator when something closes the door from the inside.