@figgled: Can everyone please stop tweeting the clapping emoji it’s making all my lights turn on and off
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@TheBoydP: If you get nervous when the IT support desk takes control of your computer remember they're whispering "no weirdos please" to themselves.
@PajamaStew: Twitter is the only place where it's actually BORING to discover that you are being followed by hundreds of robots.
@Hey_Sascha: Nothing is quite as scary as hearing your doorbell ring on the same night you made a blood sacrifice to the dark lord.