@mydmac: Can I get a piña colada please.
'This is Starbucks'
Sorry, can I have venti piña colada.
@PieChord: Wanna know what it's like being married?
Chain yourself to a wild animal.
Now kick the animal.
@tastefactory: Boss: You're fired
Me: No YOU'RE fired
Boss: *starts sweating*
@GensPlace: I'm not sure about accusing someone of wanting to get into my pants. I'd like to see him try. I can hardly get into them myself..
@SteveDutzy: Zelda: Why aren't you mowing the lawn?
Link: It's raining
Z: No it's not
L: *Plays Song of Storms*
Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight
@_Tempo11: If I put on a latex glove and snap it, that's just me flirting