@mydmac: Can I get a piña colada please.
'This is Starbucks'
Sorry, can I have venti piña colada.
@Iaughing: Patrick: "Did you see my underwear?" Mindy: "No." Patrick: "Do you wanna?"
@_davidlucas_: People who walk while looking at their phones and expect me to get out of the way... LOL.
@ChrisScarlette: *bride and groom kiss*
minister: wow im like right here
@ChaseMit: "Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs" could also describe every menu item at Olive Garden.
@canadian_jane: This bar smells so bad and I can't tell who's homeless and who's a hipster.