@mydmac: Can I get a piña colada please.
'This is Starbucks'
Sorry, can I have venti piña colada.
@patnspankme: I get all my cardio the old fashioned way; by running from my problems.
@Cheeseboy22: I eat my corn on the cob like an old-school typewriter. This is how the 80's cartoons taught me to do it as a kid.
@BiscuitFloater: I took up MMA to see what I'm made of.
It's blood...I'm made of blood.
@DionneMcNutt: A boy at church was asked if he knew what the resurrection was. "Yes, and if it lasts more than 4 hours you're supposed to see a doctor."
@ISOremarkable: I'm at my most Liam Neeson when my food is missing from the employee fridge.