@DistractedMomma: Can one of you please tell my ex husband that I died? I feel like it would be more believable coming from someone other than me.
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@1Happytwit: Whoever left me in charge of all this booze is going to have a lot to answer for tomorrow.
@zachreinert03: Audrey Hepburn probably has my favorite last name that combines an STD and a symptom of an STD
@thetits: Nice empty fish tank It'd be a shame if someone were to FILL IT WITH SNAKES! *the terrarium is invented*