@badbanana: Can we still see the Grand Canyon from the air or has the government put a giant tarp over it?
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@TwoSapphiresBlu: During pelvic exam: Dr.: Your cervix is very high. Me: OMG, weed affects your cervix too?!
@causticbob: Last night, I fell asleep with one of those new e-cigarettes in my mouth.I woke up half an hour later and my whole house was on the internet
@WritePlay: this one has claws This one swims but can't fly This one is huge & runs funny This one bangs his head against trees - god making birds
@SteveSuckington: I wonder how many hobbies you have to suck at before you take up bird watching.