@badbanana: Can we still see the Grand Canyon from the air or has the government put a giant tarp over it?
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@HansomeHoosier: "You can have more degrees than a thermometer & still be dumb as shit." - Old Southern Proverb
@DaHess1: Shout out to bicyclists that yell "on your left" as they pass me so I know which arm to clothesline them with.
@JDBooie: My girlfriend knows every single important date in our relationship history and I know she hates olives. She loves olives? Something olives.