@TeaBeaPea: Can we talk about your pleated, cuffed corduroys, or are we just going to let it happen?
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@junejuly12: BREAKING NEWS Literally to be eliminated from the English language in 2015 Use it while you can, white girls
@skitzoette: Never confuse a colostomy bag with a whoopie cushion. Totally ruined Grandpa's 90th birthday.
@WheelTod: Certain people have been making very hurtful remarks about my choosing to wear mittens rather than gloves But I don't like to point fingers
@jferg1616: Best Buy: What's your street name? Me: FUNK MASTER FERG bia bia! Best Buy: No, the name of your street.