@TeaBeaPea: Can we talk about your pleated, cuffed corduroys, or are we just going to let it happen?
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@phaggots: "911, please help im dying" Good cop: help is on the way Bad cop: just suck it up and be a man Dad cop: hi dying, im dad
@Parentpains: My wife is acting like giving me the silent treatment for four days is a bad thing.
@carlyken: I'm trying to teach my toddler how to headbang but he's pissed because he wants a bottle. I told him to save that anger for the mosh pit.