@TeaBeaPea: Can we talk about your pleated, cuffed corduroys, or are we just going to let it happen?
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@ErrenMichaels: *logs into Facebook *looks at pictures of people hugging their boyfriends *comments 'is that your dad' on all of them *logs out of Facebook
@MaraWilson: FRIEND: Want to do Escape the Room? ME: Dude like 90% of my life is me trying to figure out how to get out of places I don't want to be
@MunkMania: [Watching Netflix] ME: Ohhhhh...I never thought about paying off a funeral home to get rid of the body...genius. HIM: What?? ME: What?
@Dschnoeb: A woman on the subway this morning said "did you know the government is closed? Is it a holiday or something?" So really, we deserve this.