@TeaBeaPea: Can we talk about your pleated, cuffed corduroys, or are we just going to let it happen?
@amydillon: My favorite game with the kids is one where I play dead until they go around to their dad's side of the bed and wake him up.
@ndiquote: If being sexy is a crime then I'm not committing one.
@Diversion50: "There's someone out there for everyone".
A really vague Receptionist.
@JayCee302: Haters gonna hate, thermometers gonna thermom
@OohSnapItsChris: I like to whisper my questions to the Librarian so they can ask me to speak louder