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@squirrel74wkgn: Can you at least smile if you're gonna be in the background of my selfie, Doc?

(takes off rubber glove)

"You can pull up your pants now."

Can you at least smile if you’re gonna be in the background of my selfie, Doc?

(takes off rubber glove)

“You can pull up your pants now.”

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