@myonlymizztake: Can you imagine being cryogenically frozen and waking up 100 years later? Your hairstyle would be so outdated, how embarrassing.
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@Ameiam: They say money talks, but mine barely gets a chance to introduce itself before it's gone.
@kelkulus: India launched a rocket to Mars this morning. That's a heck of a place to put a call centre.
@BarryVonAwesome: Do you know who REALLY gets irony? Skydiving schools. Cuz you gotta drop out to graduate! *releases mic to float down on tiny parachute*