@TequilaTears: Can you imagine how fast those clowns who make balloon animals can roll a joint.
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@TheBlessMess: My gang hand signals look a lot like the finger in the hole motion, followed by the call me gesture.
@fatherofcomedy: I don't like doing the same things again so much that I can never be a serial killer.
@joeldanger: I'm not saying she has daddy issues but she only fills out credit cards for the instant approval.
@ABurgerADay: It's okay if you didn't notice that I switched my beard trimmer's setting from 6 to 5. The difference is stubble.