@michael_raphone: "Can you make me look like this?" *shows hairdresser a picture of fire*
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@markleggett: I'm on the powerlifting forums, trying to convince everyone that kissing another man before you bench gives you an awesome adrenaline boost.
@danjan13: A third zebra strolls casually while whistling and pretending to read a newspaper onto Noah's ark.
@PopSlapFunk: When 13 witches collectively fart in a cauldron and quickly cover it with a lid... *lowers shades* ...Dutch Coven.
@Fred_Delicious: [sees some cut grass] "Nice" [sees some ripped leaves] "oh yea" [sees a twig with a 6 pack] "holy shit"