@michael_raphone: "Can you make me look like this?" *shows hairdresser a picture of fire*
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@SirEviscerate: GIRL: Spirit, should I have sex with this guy? ME: *tries to push the ouija pointer to yes but it won't move* (under breath) grandma, PLEASE
@crunchenhanced: Florida mom delivers 14-pound baby after surprise pregnancy . Florida?? NO PART of this story surprises me.