@good2go013: Canada has seasons:
Almost winter, winter, still winter, and construction.
@lawyerthoughts: Hey people who don't understand sarcasm, what's it like being so awesome?
@themiltron: [God creating the ocean]
GOD: Just put water friggin everywhere.
ANGEL: Nice, that way if they’re thirsty, they—
GOD: Make it undrinkable.
@PinkCamoTO: How can anyone focus on world peace when we can't even get everyone to use the same date format?
@delusionaliam: It's okay Pluto I am not a planet either.
@theroneman: Captain: You’re suspended. Turn in ur badge and gun.
[he does, but immediately grows a new badge and gun]
Godammit, u were born to be a cop.