@NoogsCorner: Canadian Army training is 6 weeks of learning how to throw a snowball.
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@AmericanGent69: When a person says a book is so good they can't put it down, but yet, are not holding that book. This is why I have trust issues.
@dreadnaught69: She thinks I drink all day when she's at work. I don't... I stop just before she gets home
@KelleysBreakRm: The reason I don't like Facebook's "memories" feature is because it shows me 6 years ago wearing the same shirt I have on right now.
@FuckabillyRex: Just apologized to my dog for being a crazy person, and I could tell by the way she didn't respond that she's been thinking it for a while.