@NoogsCorner: Canadian Army training is 6 weeks of learning how to throw a snowball.
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@ThaJawn: Interviewer: Please take off your sunglasses.. Me: Nah, I'm afraid you'll see how high I am
@RobertJrDowney: Who's idea was it to package scissors in a package what requires scissors to open.
@J_Dazzle76: If I meet you for a date and you don't look anything like your pic, you're buying drinks for me until you do.
@StarWarsProblms: Obi-wan: It's over Anakin! I have the high ground! Anakin:*Force pushes him out of the way* Obi-wan: Damn that completely obvious solution