@NoogsCorner: Canadian Army training is 6 weeks of learning how to throw a snowball.
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@kidphonic: Funny how you can tell a child Santa is made up and they accept it immediately, but you tell an adult God is made up, and they throw a fit.
@WilliamAder: I have to wonder why we have "non-essential" government employees in the first place.
@Douchekevin: Men don't ask for driving directions because we just don't want to arrive wherever you're making us go.