@NoogsCorner: Canadian Army training is 6 weeks of learning how to throw a snowball.
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@Jeff_G_Nixon: [barber shop] BARBER: what can we do for you today? MEDUSA: well.. [removes hat] BARBER: MEDUSA: BARBER: so do you want more or less snakes?
@elvisknievil: If you ever need 15 minutes of peace and quiet from texting, tell her to send a selfie.
@bourgeoisalien: the saddest part about self driving cars will be all the times people die mid trip and then ur dinner guests or pizza guy will arrive dead