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@TheToddWilliams: [candy store]
ME: I'd like to return this Tic Tac.
CLERK: It looks partially eaten.
ME: It's still in...
CLERK: Don't
ME: ...mint condition.

[candy store]
ME: I’d like to return this Tic Tac.
CLERK: It looks partially eaten.
ME: It’s still in…
CLERK: Don’t
ME: …mint condition.

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