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@Storminika: Can't afford Sea World, so I took my kid to a fish market.
Me: 'Shhh, they're asleep'
'Mom, they're breaded'
Me: 'That's their blankie'

Can’t afford Sea World, so I took my kid to a fish market.
Me: ‘Shhh, they’re asleep’
‘Mom, they’re breaded’
Me: ‘That’s their blankie’

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