@SpacePrisoner: Can't, busy teaching a toddler gang signs.
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@SummerRay: Out of embarrassment, I just told a train passenger I'm crying cos my bf dumped me. Real reason is I'm listening to the Lion King soundtrack
@robotrowboat: Starting to think that adult supervision is a myth. In fact, my eyes seem to be getting worse.
@DurtMcHurtt: Her: hey handsome, why don't you give me your number... Me: ...because I still need it.