@TheZachCozad: Can't get a girl? Rip out your rib and make your own! Critics are raving "this doesn't work" and "I'm bleeding to death".
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@weinerdog4life: Don't ever ask a burrito if you should eat it, it will always say no, because burritos are really smart.
@jonnysun: *jesus picks up bread* this is my body *jesus picks up wine* this is my blood *jesus picks up guitar* this is the STORY OF A GIRL