@IamEveryDayPpl: Can't. I'm outside getting free lasik surgery.
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@InternetHippo: god: stop doing bad stuff me: hear me out, what if i keep doing it but i feel bad after god: that’s not the same me: sorry ur breaking up
@Marlebean: *marshmallows *chocolate *graham crackers *lighter fluid *matches Cashier: "Going camping?" Me: "Nope" *wine *tampons
@Reverend_Scott: Apparently you can't make a baby by adding water to baby powder, so don't waste your time.