@1followernodad: Can't wait for the google doodle guy to get dumped and make things super personal.
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@HeroineAddict: Tried this new Playlist in the car, on the treadmill, at my desk, but it seems the best place for me to listen to old Greenday is 1992.
@JohnPoveromo: The iWatch is awesome because it's the fastest way to let everyone know you used to have 500 dollars.