@ceejoyner: Can't you just live in the moment, Phil? Every time we kill a bison or light a fire you have to draw it in a cave with your fancy stick.
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@BillDixonish: Halloween is the only day of the year you can ask someone "what are you supposed to be?" without triggering an existential crisis.
@sara_ashlynn: When I'm mad at my kid, I don't put the straw from the juice box in their school lunch.
@TheToddWilliams: [Hall of Justice] BATMAN: What a day...I just saved Gotham SUPERMAN: For sure...I just saved the planet AQUAMAN: I hear ya...I just got tangled up in some brine shrimp
@mattgallo123: People ask me, "Matt, how do you do it?" , "Matt, what's your secret?" , "Matt, why do you make up imaginary interview questions?"