@ceejoyner: Can't you just live in the moment, Phil? Every time we kill a bison or light a fire you have to draw it in a cave with your fancy stick.
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@canadasandra: Wanna know what it's like being married? Chain yourself to a wild animal. Now kick the animal.
@KevinBuffalo: I don't wanna get too political here, but I plan on voting for whichever candidate will do something about Meghan Trainor.
@Parkerlawyer: I made a grown man cry today in court. But yet I can't get my kids to clean their damn rooms.
@Storminika: I hate it when strangers question me. I'm with my kid, & this lady goes, 'He's cute. Who does he look like?' I'm like, 'Your husband'