@TheTweetOfGod: Capitalism is controlled by an "invisible hand" that gives most people the invisible finger.
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@Sean_Burgundy_: All I'm saying is if I were president I would make a law banning women from saying "We need to talk"
@ColorMeScradd: MAN!! My boss is always all "Blah blah blah!", "You're late!", and "Get me more pictures of Spiderman!!"
@DebraMuffin: The best way to run into that hot person you've been dying to talk to is to leave the house looking the worst you possibly can.