@awescar: Captain America outsources much of his crime fighting to Captain India.
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@Marlebean: When I die, I want people to think back lovingly about me and say "oh, I thought she was already dead"
@jimmytorosian: Me: Have a taste of your own medicine *I force the pills the Dr. prescribed for me down his throat* Me: WHO HAS ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION NOW?!
@joejwest: DOROTHY: What do these shoes do? GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame [tries new pair] And these? G: Wait- D: [clicks heels] [turns into hamburger]