@AristotlesNZ: Car broke down. Seen enough Man vs Wild to survive. 20mins later when the tow truck showed up I was drinking urine out of a poodle's skull.
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@MariyaAlexander: Your Harvard education doesn't make me respect you more - it makes me respect Harvard less.