@Henry_3k: Carefully choosing my grocery check out line based on the back of who's head I want to beam hate into for the next 15 minutes.
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@TheTimmyToes: [finally rich enough to go to a tailor] "How can I help you sir?" One clothes please!
@pixelatedboat: When I die, PLEASE don't bury me in a fancy suit. That happened to a guy I knew and it turned him into a skeleton.
@Lisabug74: Mirror mirror on the wall, please make me look like a mix between emaciated and "I'd hit that."