@slimmy_shady: CarefulWhere's your shoesPlease stop cryingMaybe eat somethingYou dropped the bottle- things you say to babies & drunks.
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@AnkCoupleTO: [Easter] Her: Where should I hide the eggs? Me: Not in your ovaries, I've already found two H: I was referring to our children M: So was I
@neerjagurnani: Got paired with a classmate for a Criminal law Project, so I guess now we're partners in crime.
@SarahB_D: You people who pull back the shower curtain checking for psycopathic murderers ... if you find one, what's your plan?
@juliussharpe: Dating is basically lying to women about how you like to travel.
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