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@Reverend_Scott: Carl: Perfect weather tonight.

Me: Tell me something I don't know.

Carl: Butterflies taste with their feet.

Me: Fair enough.

Carl: Perfect weather tonight.

Me: Tell me something I don’t know.

Carl: Butterflies taste with their feet.

Me: Fair enough.

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