@omgthatspunny: Cartoonist found dead in home . Details are sketchy.
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@UncleDuke1969: Frankenstein: Master go fishing? Igor: Yes. F: Master take worms? I: Yes. F: Master put on hook? I: Yup. F: Hehe...Master ba- I: Just don't.
@ferranticathy: Bored, go into a fitting room wait a couple minutes then yell, "where's the toilet paper"
@SirEviscerate: Ugh, I'm starting to regret getting bangs. "You don't have bangs." Wait, what's that thing you get when a bat bites you? "Rabies?" That's it
@WilliamAder: I knew joining a gym was a bad idea when I got there and needed help pulling the door open.