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@TheMichaelRock: Cashier: Aww, you grocery shop so your wife doesn't have to?

[flashback to me losing paper, rock, scissors]

Me: Yeah, I'm sweet like that.

Cashier: Aww, you grocery shop so your wife doesn’t have to?

[flashback to me losing paper, rock, scissors]

Me: Yeah, I’m sweet like that.

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