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@VapingSonic: Cashier: sir the conveyor belt isn't meant for riding

Me: I- I gotta know

Cashier: know what?

Me: *sighs* what I'm really worth.

scan me

Cashier: sir the conveyor belt isn’t meant for riding

Me: I- I gotta know

Cashier: know what?

Me: *sighs* what I’m really worth.

scan me

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