@BoscoPorter: Cashier: "Would you like to donate to charity today or are you a giant piece of shit?"
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@NicestHippo: [australia's first national meeting] Do we want to make our own language? That's too hard, let's keep this one but say everything weird
@Shock_Monster: The bravest thing you can do is change & the weakest is to settle for comfort. But, seriously, that remote is really far from the couch.