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@TragicAllyHere: [Casually but methodically making my way through a party until I secure a spot next to the snacks]

Quietly, as if into earpiece: "I'm in."

[Casually but methodically making my way through a party until I secure a spot next to the snacks]

Quietly, as if into earpiece: “I’m in.”

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