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@DrDogMD: CAT: Can u check my blood pressure?
DR DOG: *places cuff around cat's neck* Sure
CAT: Shouldnt that go on m-
DR DOG: *inflating cuff* Ssshhh

CAT: Can u check my blood pressure?
DR DOG: *places cuff around cat’s neck* Sure
CAT: Shouldnt that go on m-
DR DOG: *inflating cuff* Ssshhh

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