@ScottLinnen: Cats are just fuzzy plants that hate you.
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@McMcmadmac: We named our beautiful daughter after my mother. Passive Aggressive Psycho turns 22 this year!
@UrbanDouchebag: I wonder if flies ever think, "I bet I could get this guy to slap himself in the face." Because they'd be right.
@Xoolun: Being a single man has to be depressing when you think that even a guy like Hitler had a girlfriend.