@thatRamosgirl: Cats constantly look at you like you just asked them for a ride to the airport.
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@JanieBoBanie3: I see your eyes lookin me up and down, baby. Mhmm. Huh? Toilet paper hangin out of my pants? Oh.
@DirtMcTurd: Taco Bell doesn't have a playground because its hard to have fun when you might shit your pants
@brennadine: "How was the beach? You hang ten or what?" No but I stabbed a couple because they kept asking stupid questions about my vacation