@thatRamosgirl: Cats constantly look at you like you just asked them for a ride to the airport.
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@Gooooats: Nothing is more terrifying than hearing your wife yelling at your kids about something only to have them respond, “but dad said we could!”
@BoomBoomBetty: [In meeting, puts cap on pen] Me: Thanks everyone. Coworker: Oh, also I nee-- Me: No, did you not see me cap my pen? This meeting is over.
@Sean_Burgundy_: Leave everyone stranded at a bank robbery to play laser tag when you're the get away driver and suddenly no one is your friend anymore