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@xysist: Cauliflower is just cabbage rocking an afro.
@ThugPickles: OMG! THERE'S A SERIAL KILLER ON THE LOOSE! "OMG." Wtf are you doing?! "HIDING MY DAMN CEREAL!"
@ericsshadow: COP: don't worry sir, we'll find your kids as soon as we can.
ME: no hurry.
@obviousplant_: I left some new office rules in the break room of an office I don’t work at...
@BigBec43: This cop is driving so fast it's like he's trying to keep up with me
@3sunzzz: [Toothpaste Laboratory]
Dentist 1: Yes
Dentist 2: Yes
Dentist 3: Yes
Dentist 4: Yes
Dentist 5: Not so fast...