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@AlisonAgosti: Cauliflower is just ghost broccoli.
@Breadery: If you hit people hard enough with a tennis racket they turn into waffles.
@D2_Barney_McG: "Half a dozen" because saying '6' is way too long... >_<
@silent_musings: Next time you see someone you don't like, begin conversation with "I see the assassins have failed."
@breadzeppellin: My wife and I had a real Fairytale wedding. A wolf killed her grandma during the ceremony and then we ate stolen porridge from some bears.
@RandiLawson: Any restaurant can be family style if the waiter criticizes your order