@AlisonAgosti: Cauliflower is just ghost broccoli.
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@MindyFurano: if you can't handle me at my worst is there another preferably more affordable therapist you can refer me to
@Rollmaninoz: [enter password] *Correct* [your password is incorrect] Me: ahh that's right *incorrect* Login Successful
@thenatewolf: Avocados are like women: soft inside, dinosaur skin outside, big cricket ball in the middle, all the good ones are taken...
@goodhairperson: [murder occurs] ME: how terrible. why can't we love each other [someone slightly inconveniences me] ME: I will execute your entire family