@markleggett: Celebrities are so rich because they save money every time they attend a movie premiere for free.
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@lovemydogduck: I really hate working late. My ride turns into a pumpkin and I always end up losing a shoe.
@KatieKatCubs: My dad likes to come to my office & tell the receptionist he's my parole officer in case you were wondering how I turned out like this.
@StellaGMaddox: My husband purchased his 4th book about a wife whose husband murders her for having an affair. I wonder if I should warn my boyfriend.