@markleggett: Celebrities are so rich because they save money every time they attend a movie premiere for free.
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@Tmoney68: If I survived a plane crash in the wilderness, my biggest concern would be how much my airport parking bill would be.
@GibJimson: If you say "I knew you were going to say that" enough. You can start billing people for psychic readings.
@Schindizzle: My prompt email replies are 10% due to me being a diligent employee, and 90% due to the crippling OCD that compels me to clear my inbox.