@markleggett: Celebrities are so rich because they save money every time they attend a movie premiere for free.
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@JimmerThatisAll: This day in history. 2008. The entire staff of the Canadian Oxford Dictionary was fired. Now damned if I know if it's moustache or mustache.
@davidkenny100: When I was growing up, my mum was always saying "you can do it!" Like when I was asking who was cooking dinner for example