@9GAG: Cell phones ruined the fun of pushing a fully clothed person into a pool.
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@ObscureGent: My favorite act of vengeance is befriending your dad and convincing him that dread locks would look cool on him.
@phranqueigh: "You're not like the other girls." "Yeah, that's pretty much how this works. We're literally all different ones."
@Matt_the_1st: Due to an unforeseen error during last night's love making session I am forced to wear non matching socks today