@9GAG: Cell phones ruined the fun of pushing a fully clothed person into a pool.
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@JediGigi: I just tried to start my car with my phone. You should know that my car has a keyless ignition. I'm pretty.
@mobydong: Wearing a wig is probably worth the hassle for those moments when you get to dramatically pull it off your weary, tearful head.
@dinnersruined: I just want a girl that's nice and sweet that doesn't require a lot of money and I can dunk them in milk wait, a cookie, I want a cookie
@KentWGraham: Who decided that a clown popping suddenly out of a metal box would be a good toy for young children?