@2tonbug: "Check, please!" - Me, at a restaurant begging the waiter to make sure there are no monsters under the table
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@mellimelle: It's the year 2057, humans are shaped like candy canes from years of looking down at their phones. Striped-clothing is always in fashion.
@Carbosly: I love it when waiters tell me to tell them when to stop grating cheese on my meal. It's cheese, dude. We'll be here a while.
@StellaRtwot: Learning how to break wooden boards in karate is important in case you ever get in a fight with a house.