@2tonbug: "Check, please!" - Me, at a restaurant begging the waiter to make sure there are no monsters under the table
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@SweetTweetsBRO: I love when I'm walking closely behind a girl and she starts to speed walk away. It's like she knew I wanted to race all along.
@Parkerlawyer: According to my teenage sons the appropriate number of squirts of Axe Body Spray is somewhere between 38 and 579.