@ShervinSinatra: Chicago sounds lovely.
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@Cheeseboy22: I don't understand why my coworkers always complain when I microwave my favorite meal: curry salmon stuffed with burnt popcorn.
@Fred_Delicious: "911? Help, my son has gone missing" [baby lowers hands from eyes] "Holy crap he just appeared out of nowhere"
@ericsshadow: Interview: "What's your greatest weakness?" *I look at my watch then lean in* How much time do you have?