@michaeljdawson: Chicken salad with egg in it is my fave way to eat two generations.
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@CHofferCBus: My Cat: REMEMBER THE PACTS FORGED BETWEEN OUR PEOPLES LONG AGO. Me: Stop it, it's 6 in the morning. Cat: YOU PLEDGED ETERNAL SERVITUDE. Me: I did not. Cat: IN EXCHANGE WE WOULD COME TO YOUR AID IN YOUR HOUR OF NEED. Me: I'm not feeding you. Cat: REMEMBER THE PACTS.
@GlumGeorgeLucas: Disney couldn't handle my awesome script. Kylo Ren was Rey's father. Finn was her brother. Chewbacca was her cousin twice removed.
@SamuelHLowe: -Why didn't you answer your home phone? -Because I'm walking the dog. Don't you trust me? -Of course I trust you! Put the dog on the phone.