@michaeljdawson: Chicken salad with egg in it is my fave way to eat two generations.
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@SarcasticCharm: I now know I drink too much. I walked out on my deck and swear I heard a mosquito yell out to his all his friends that the bar just opened.
@Kyle_Lippert: Her: What are your desires? Me: My desires are..[imagines having a talking Pug named Maurice that I watch Netflix with]...Unconventional.
@LADaddy: The person who came up with "happily ever after" probably didn't realize humans would live longer than 34 years.