@michaeljdawson: Chicken salad with egg in it is my fave way to eat two generations.
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@Breadery: I want my hearse to have 'JUST DIED' written on the windshield with cans tied to the rear bumper.
@turtledumplin: If I ever got stranded on an island, I could totally use the glare that bounces off the whiteness of my legs to signal for help.
@DanOverHere: My boss asked me for a brief word. I said "underpants?" and we laughed and laughed and I'm clearing out my desk.