@michaeljdawson: Chicken salad with egg in it is my fave way to eat two generations.
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@SatansTongue: "You can be anything!" Okay I'm going to be Kanye west "Josh that's not what I meant" Shhhh *puts my finger to her lips* It's Kanye now
@michaelianblack: Why are we making such a big deal about the wheels on the bus going round and round? They're wheels.
@GingerHotDish: Sorry I licked my fingers before shaking your hand when we met, but I had Cheetos dust on them and I didn't want to seem gross.