@michaeljdawson: Chicken salad with egg in it is my fave way to eat two generations.
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@CatherineLMK: "Hi I can't remember the name of this actress.You know her, she's in that movie you saw. She's got that hair." -actual message from my mom
@Advil: Netflix should double as a dating site and be like "here are 9 other singles in your area that watched LOST for the past 11 hours."
@MrsMikePatton: If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he become a werewolf permanently?