@Chumpstring: Children look up to me. They say “Hey mister why are ya sleepin in that tree?”
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@ceejoyner: Anything guitarists say while leaning back to back during a solo is protected by law like confession or attorney client privilege.
@kibblesmith: But if two men get married, they'll BOTH be stupid in detergent commercials and then no one will buy the correct detergent.
@captainkalvis: Me [sees a lemonade stand]: one sec i’m pulling over Other EMT: *stops giving CPR* oh hell yeah