@MarcusOreally: Christian Singles sounds like a Kraft product.
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@HomeProbably: [at restaurant] Table for two please. “Do you have reservations?” Yes, this place looks like a dump but I’m hungry.
@OhNoSheTwitnt: Purchased an hourglass for my desk at work to flip when people stop by to make them uncomfortable.
@holly_hjk: If a group of necrophiliacs ran into group of zombies...who would do the chasing? Oh, I went there...;)