@kellysdf: Christmas cards are how old people say, "Hey, you thought I was dead, but I'm not!"
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@Donna_McCoy: You can tell a lot about a person by how early their neighbors call the cops on Thanksgiving.
@iAmDelFreaky: They should fill the airbags with confetti to make car accidents more fun. *crashes vehicle* "OMG, my legs! Hey, a party!" *dies smiling*
@Ristolable: According to Facebook a bunch of handsome dudes got together and decided to marry all my ex-girlfriends