@kellysdf: Christmas cards are how old people say, "Hey, you thought I was dead, but I'm not!"
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@ErikGators: Why does my wife think its weird I talk to a bunch of strangers on the Internet, but it's ok for her to talk to multiple cats.
@ClichedOut: Her: why are u breaking up with me Me: *changing PowerPoint slides* I'll take questions at the end Jen
@Reverend_Scott: Dog 911: what's ur emer- Dog: MY HUMAN IS TALKING TO ME Dog 911: so? Dog: THEN HE ANSWERS FOR ME IN A WEIRD VOICE Dog 911: OMG Dog: OMG