@Usetobeabastard: Christmas is over, all of the guests have gone home. NO PANTS.
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@R_A_Dadass: Sometimes late at night, if you listen real carefully, you can hear parents removing batteries from annoying toys.
@WilliamAder: Friend at Memorial Day BBQ: I see you wasted no time with the white pants. Me: These are my legs.
@rainerfm: My boss got hit by a car while I was on my way to the wishing well so yes, I do have some spare change.