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@Amusitr0n: [clenching fists] "I'll fight someone"
Waiter: For the last time sir, 'cheese plate' describes the items on the plate not the plate itself

[clenching fists] “I’ll fight someone”
Waiter: For the last time sir, ‘cheese plate’ describes the items on the plate not the plate itself

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