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@Sarcasmo718: C'mon guys, just 50 more likes and her father will love her.
@BeardSpice: Fortune Cookie:
YOU JUST BROKE MY HOUSE IN HALF AND NOW YOU'RE READING MY JOURNAL
@caperbc75: My grandfather is so racist he only eats white chocolate at Easter.
@SaraThomas84: The most dangerous piece of machinery a person can operate while drinking is the telephone
@Charles_HRH: Justin Bieber on the phone. Says he "won't be coming back to the UK in a hurry". Well played, Great Britain. Job done.
@AzahelZamora: *Sees dead cat on the road.
Walk it off buddy, you got 8 more.