@Sarcasmo718: C'mon guys, just 50 more likes and her father will love her.
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@GABBYdaAngSaya: 911: What's your emergency, sir? Me: I'm being taken away by ducks! I'm being- 911: Please don't do this, sir M: AbDUCKted! 911: *hangs up*
@pizzajaynow: When a Jehovah Witness dies, Heaven turns off all the lights and pretends no one is home.