@WilliamAder: Co-worker playfully snapped my suspenders and now everyone in the office knows my safe word.
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@JennyJohnsonHi5: I hate when people think my real name is Jennifer, because it's not, it's Jennitalia.
@jordan_stratton: According to commercials, a woman's primary goal in life is to lock in moisture.
@RobDenBleyker: Spider-Man, Spider-Man, does the same movies over again. Who'll he fight? The same bad guys! Billion dollar film franchise.